After he stopped making movies, in 1991, the producer of classic '80s teen flicks turned out hundreds of tiny pieces of fiction. Very few were ever published, and he used a pseudonym for those that were. Follow the link below for a few examples. They feature lines like:
“Ash?” Ken said. “The rats really seem to be enjoying your rabbit confit with baked figs.”
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2010/03/john-hughes-on-hudson-201003
